Unimpressed Llama crochet pattern (free PDF)

R1with cream: 6 sc in MR(6)
R2inc ×6(12)
R3(1 sc, inc) ×6(18)
R41 sc, (inc, 2 sc) ×5, inc, 1 sc(24)
R5(3 sc, inc) ×6(30)
R62 sc, (inc, 4 sc) ×5, inc, 2 sc(36)
R7(5 sc, inc) ×6(42)
R8–2042 sc(42)
R21(5 sc, dec) ×6(36)
R222 sc, (dec, 4 sc) ×5, dec, 2 sc(30)
R23(3 sc, dec) ×6(24)
R241 sc, (dec, 2 sc) ×5, dec, 1 sc(18)
R25(1 sc, dec) ×6(12)
R26dec ×6(6)
Size before assembly: about 5.9 cm at the widest, 7.5 cm long; 26 rounds.
→ Start stuffing (firmly) and keep adding as you decrease.
Top up the stuffing if needed. Fasten off leaving a 15 cm tail; with the needle weave it through the front loops of all 6 stitches of the last round, pull tight and hide the end inside.

R1starting in the 2nd ch from hook: sc 2, 3 sc in the last ch; continue along the other side of the chain: sc 1, 2 sc in the last ch (the one you made the first sc in)(8)
R2inc, 1 sc, inc, 2 sc, inc, 1 sc, inc(12)
R32 sc, inc, 6 sc, inc, 2 sc(14)
R4–614 sc(14)
Size before assembly: an oval about 2.1 × 1.3 cm at the widest, 2 cm long; 6 rounds. The piece is oval: the rounds go around the chain, and on the finished toy the chain (the long side of the oval) runs side to side; the starting chain is at the front of the piece (on the finished toy). The round-start marker is in the middle of a long side (the piece's centre line), while R1 starts at a turn: after R1 shift the round start — sc 1 more (not counted in any round) and place the marker there. The increases fall on the turns.
With ivory: ch 4.
Fasten off leaving a long tail (30–40 cm) for sewing. Stuff lightly just before sewing it on; a little less near the edge, then add a pinch when the seam is nearly done.

R1with cream: 6 sc in MR(6)
R2(1 sc, inc) ×3(9)
R3(popcorns)1 sc, popcorn, 1 sc, popcorn, 1 sc, popcorn, 1 sc, popcorn, 1 sc(9)
R49 sc(9)
R5(1 sc, dec) ×3(6)
Size before assembly: about 1.2 cm at the widest, 1.8 cm long; 5 rounds.
→ Start stuffing (firmly) and keep adding as you decrease.
Top up the stuffing if needed. Fasten off leaving a 15 cm tail; with the needle weave it through the front loops of all 6 stitches of the last round, pull tight and hide the end inside.

R1with cream: 6 sc in MR(6)
R2inc ×6(12)
R3–41 sc in rose, 10 sc in cream, 1 sc in rose(12)
R5(4 sc, dec) ×2(10)
R6–710 sc(10)
R82 sc, dec, 3 sc, dec, 1 sc(8)
Size before assembly: about 2.1 cm at the widest, 2.6 cm long; 8 rounds. Multi-colour rounds are listed stitch by stitch from the round-start marker; keep the round start on the piece's centre front line (as it sits on the finished toy).
Change to cream (pull it through on the last yarn-over of R4).
Fasten off leaving a long tail (30–40 cm) for sewing. Do not stuff. Shape it into a spoon: push the front wall into the back wall (not down to a thin plate) — a concave spoon about 1.9 mm deep in front, a rounded back, and rounded folds of two layers at the sides (about 5.7 mm thick); about 21 mm wide. Keep the opening a curve, hollow side forward, not a straight line.

R1with brown: 6 sc in MR(6)
R2inc ×6(12)
R3(BLO)12 sc(12)
R4–1212 sc(12)
Of these: front — 2 (left and right); hind — 2 (left and right). Size before assembly: about 1.6 cm at the widest, 4.1 cm long; 12 rounds.
Change to cream (pull it through on the last yarn-over of R3).
Fasten off leaving a long tail (30–40 cm) for sewing. Stuff firmly just before sewing it on; a little less near the edge, then add a pinch when the seam is nearly done.

R1with cream: 6 sc in MR(6)
R2inc ×6(12)
R3–412 sc(12)
R5(2 sc, dec) ×3(9)
Size before assembly: about 1.6 cm at the widest, 1.6 cm long; 5 rounds.
Fasten off leaving a long tail (30–40 cm) for sewing. Stuff firmly just before sewing it on; a little less near the edge, then add a pinch when the seam is nearly done.

R1with coral: 6 sc in MR(6)
R2inc ×6(12)
A flat circle about 1.5 cm across; 2 rounds.
Fasten off leaving a long tail (30–40 cm) for sewing. Do not stuff.

The whole face is embroidered. Order: the eyes (black satin), then the white glints over them, then the nose and mouth, blush last. Mark the centres with pins first and compare with the picture. Bring thread ends out where a sewn-on piece will cover them, or bury them in the stuffing.

Satin stitch (on the muzzle) (2, symmetric: the toy's left side is described, the right is its mirror image): in ink thread, a oval about 2.6 mm wide and 3.4 mm tall, horizontal stitches, turned 25° clockwise (looking at that surface); centred between rounds 1 and 2, 0.5 st from the centre top line, toward the toy's left .
Embroidery in ink thread (on the muzzle), straight stitches through: (in round 2, 0.5 st from the centre bottom line, toward the toy's left ) → (in round 2, on the centre bottom line ) → (in round 2, 0.5 st from the centre bottom line, toward the toy's right ).
Satin stitch (on the head and neck) (2, symmetric: the toy's left side is described, the right is its mirror image): in ink thread, a oval about 9 mm wide and 6 mm tall, horizontal stitches; centred in round 6, 3 st from the centre front line, toward the toy's left .
Satin stitch (on the head and neck) (2, symmetric: the toy's left side is described, the right is its mirror image): in cream thread, a oval about 10.5 mm wide and 3.4 mm tall, horizontal stitches; centred between rounds 5 and 6, 3 st from the centre front line, toward the toy's left .
Embroidery in ink thread (on the head and neck) (2, symmetric: the toy's left side is described, the right is its mirror image), straight stitches through: (between rounds 4 and 5, 1.5 st from the centre front line, toward the toy's left ) → (in round 5, 3 st from the centre front line, toward the toy's left ) → (in round 5, 4 st from the centre front line, toward the toy's left ).